Gotta Love This Guy

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took

place at Clemson University . It was in the local

newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up

on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many

from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family

and to thank his new father-in-law for providing

such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted

to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including

the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked

them to open the envelop
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy

photo of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier

and had hired a private detective to tail them.




After just standing there, just watching the guests'

reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the

best man and said, 'F---you!'

Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd smiled

and said ... 'I'm Outta Here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have cancelled the wedding

immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy

goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge, making the bride's parents pay over

$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception,

and best of all, trashing the bride's and best

man's reputations in front of 300 friends

and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard

'priceless' commercial out of this ?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family

members and friends: $32,000.

Photographs commemorating the occasion: $3,000.

Honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy

photo of the bride humping the best man ... Priceless.




There are some things money can't buy, for everything

else there's ... MASTERCARD