Rivalry

Two cyclone Fans board a flight to Iowa for the Cy-Hawk game. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a hawkeye fan sits in the seat by the aisle. The hawkeye kicks off his shoes, wiggle his toes, and starts to settle in, when the cyclone in the window seat says, "I think I'll get up and get a coke."

"No problem," says the hawkeye, "I'm by the aisle. I'll get it for you."

While he's gone, one of the cyclones picks up the hawkeye's shoe and spits in it. When he returns with the coke, the other cyclone says, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the hawkeye obligingly fetches the drink. While he's gone, the other cyclone picks up the other shoe and spits in it.

The hawkeye comes back and they all sit back and enjoy the flight. As the plane is landing, however, the hawkeye slips his feet into his shoes and realizes immediately what has happened.

"How long must this go on?" he asks the cyclones. "This fighting between our teams? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"