Top 10 Things People Don't Want Hear During Surgery

1. Has anyone seen my watch?

2. Should be fine...

3. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?

4. Hand me that… uh… thingy over there.

5. What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!

6. Damn, there go the lights again…

7. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

8. What do you mean, he’s not insured?

9. Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss my dinner

10. Oops!