One day in an elementary school in Ames Iowa, a teacher asks her class if the Iowa State Cyclones are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Johnny?"
Little Johnny says, "The Iowa Hawkeyes."
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"
Little Johnny says, "Well, my dad is a Hawkeye fan, my mom is a Hawkeye fan, I guess that makes me a Hawkeye fan."
The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"
Little Johnny says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Iowa State fan."
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