Priest Playing Golf


A priest and a nun are golfing.
The nun shoots first: She shoots a hole in one.
The priest shoots: right into the sandtrap.
"Shit! I missed"
"You shouldn't say that, your a priest!"
"Sorry, I won't do it again.
The second hole, the nun shoots: hole in one.
The priest shoots: right into the sand trap.
"Shit! I missed"
"Come on, stop saying that!"
"OK, OK, I won't say it again"
The third hole, the nun shoots: hole in one.
The priest shoots: right into the sand trap.
"Shit! I missed"
"CUT IT OUT!"
"FINE! I pray to God that if I I say that one more time, God will stike me down with lightning"
The fourth hole, the nun shoots: hole in one.
The priest shoots: right into the sand trap.
"Shit! I missed"
Then a big bolt of lightning comes down from the sky and zaps the nun.
A big voice in the sky: "Shit! I missed"

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